last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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