there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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