I hate all girls vehemently.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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