Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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