So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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