is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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