just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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