Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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