Porn is love you can see.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
