ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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