Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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