Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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