check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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