i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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