Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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