it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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