I'm lost and stupid without you.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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