you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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