and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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