whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
