I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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