chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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