do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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