brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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