Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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