I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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