S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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