I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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