Pants 0. Shit 1.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
they're like a gay fantastic four
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This baby is an asshole
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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