You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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