I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You can't motorboat a personality
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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