My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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