i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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