Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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