Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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