another moral hangover. fuck.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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