Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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