i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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