wrigley field is MILF paradise
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Rumble strips road head = magical
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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