I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize