shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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