your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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