Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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