hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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