i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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