"it" just moved
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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