My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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