I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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