Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I had to cum in my sink.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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