piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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