WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
