why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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