I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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