My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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