i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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