Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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