Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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